Fiends! Ghouls! Creeps! In the grand tradition of Frankie Stein & his Ghouls and The Deadly Ones, In The Red is proud to announce the release of Thee Cormansí Halloween Record w/ Special Effects ñ a bonafide Halloween rock ní roll album being dropped just in time for the only holiday that matters.
Southern Californian biker/surf instrumental combo Thee Cormans have been bashing out their brand of Davie Allan & The Arrows meets the Ventures on meth thrash for several years now. Theirs is a sound informed by scratched up 60ís instrumental records, KBD punk records and exploitation B movies chock full of monsters, bikers and mayhem. What this group of weirdos does to the surf instrumental genre is very similar to what The Mummies did to Pacific Northwest 60ís rock back in the 90ís. That is they speed it up, drag it through the mud, pour a can of politically incorrect attitude over the top of it and call it a pie. In this case the pie is filled with rubber bats, plastic fangs and novelty shrunken heads.
Halloween Record w/ Special Effects will make you shriek, rattle & roll! These are spine-chilling sounds guaranteed to make you shiver! Flesh-ripping guitar playing! Skull pulverizing drum beats! Gore-spattering bass lines! Spooky, hair-raising sound effects! The bloody horror of this record is positively sinister! You will hate yourself if you miss this!
In The Red canít be held legally responsible for death caused by heart failure or fright due to listening to this record. In other words, this record is NOT for sissies!
(First 200 on glow-in-the-dark vinyl! Includes download card! No one under 17 will be allowed to purchase this record without written permission from a parent or guardian)
